Surfin' World Wide Web

By Jeffrey Aaron

(To the tune of "Surfin' U.S.A" by The Beach Boys)
If everybody had a modem
Across the Internet
Then everybody'd be surfin'
But they'd never get wet
You'd see 'em running their Netscape
They'd catch the flow and ebb
They'd love those hypertext pages
Surfin' World Wide Web

You'd catch 'em surfin' at EINet
Playboy and Penthouse too
Lycos and WebCrawler
And don't forget Yahoo
All over the network
They'd catch the flow and ebb

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' World Wide Web

We'll all be planning that route
We don't know what to expect
We're all installing our diallers
We can't wait to connect
We'll be on-line for the evening
We'll catch the flow and ebb
Tell the SysOp we're surfin'
Surfin' World Wide Web

Microsoft and Compuserve
Genie and AOL
MSN and Sympatico
AT&T and Bell
All over the network
We'll catch the flow and ebb

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' World Wide Web
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' World Wide Web
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' World Wide Web